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letra de bunnypocolypse - aurelio voltaire

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i shot out of bed, it was easter morning
only 8 am. i should still be snoring
when i heard a cry coming from the crypts
and there before my weary eyes was a bunny-pocalypse

i was kind of stunned! i looked all around
there were sleeze-ter eggs scattered on the ground
they cracked wide open and coming out in waves
was a zombie-bunny horde from beyond the grave!

a black cat crossed my path and said i got nothin’ to fear
i said “cat, ya dont know jack! the haremageddons here!”
a tap, tap! double tap to send them back to their crypts!
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
for the bunny-pocalypse!

i turned and there i saw a druid
he was mixin’ up some magic fluid
he said easter was a pagan holiday!
the christians had it long enough so we’re taking it back today!

a black cat crossed my path and said i got nothin’ to fear
i said “cat, ya dont know jack! the haremageddons here!”
a tap, tap! double tap to send them back to their crypts!
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunny-pocalypse!

i called ol’ chuck norris! and the boondocks saints
called the pope in rome! they all told me to wait!
i called bruce campbell! got him on the phone!
he said “keep your chin up, boy! ’cause now you’re on your own!”

a black cat crossed my path and said i got nothin’ to fear
i said “cat, ya dont know jack! the haremageddons here!”
a tap, tap! double tap to send them back to their crypts!
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunny-pocalypse!
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunny-pocalypse!
muahahahahahahahahaha!

- aurelio voltaire

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