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letra de ariana grande snl monologue (2025) - ariana grande & saturday night live

[spoken word: announcer]
ladies and gentlemen, ariana grande

[ariana grande]
thank you, thank you, thank you very much
it is so good to be here tonight hosting the christmas episode of “snl.” last time i hosted was a year ago, and so many people have been asking me if i’ll revisit any of my sketches from last time, like, you know, domingo
but i told them, i don’t think so. when something is perfect, it doesn’t need a sequel. what? that’s why i just finished filming “meet the parents 4.”
december is my favorite time of year in new york. i love the decorations. i love the snow on the ground. i love shopping for all of my loved ones, but i have to admit, i get a little stressed shopping for certain other people in my life. you know what i mean? maybe you can relate
oh, thank you

[sung: intro]
i don’t know what to get for christmas
for my cousin’s boyfriend, steve
i don’t know a thing about him
only see him on christmas eve
my cousin says that he’s her rock
but i’ve never heard him talk
is a gift card rude?
what do i get for christmas for this dude?

[verse 1]
haven’t shopped a lot for christmas
’cause my schedule’s never free (and i)
had so much press for “wicked”
jon chu will not let me be
[chorus]
i panicked and ordered a yeti mug
the christmas equivalent of a shrug
i’m in a tough spot
what do i get for christmas for scott?

[spoken word: ariana]
oh, steve. steve. i’m sorry. steve
but i’m serious, all i want for christmas is to know what to get for the people that i don’t know that well. all suggestions are welcome

[bowen yang]
i can help you, ari

[ariana]
bowen, hi
can i just say how much i loved your line in “wicked”?

[bowen]
thank you

[ariana]
you’re welcome

[bowen]
no, no, that was my line in the movie. “thank you.”
[ariana]
well, that was really good

[sung, verse 2: bowen, ariana, sarah sherman, kenan thompson]
what about a back massage coupon?
that would probably freak him out
how ’bout a cameo from matthew morrison?
that would really freak him out
maybe he’s a footwear baddie
these are clearly women’s crocs
overnight a box of raw oysters
send him into anaphylactic shock

[verse 3: chloe fineman, ariana, veronika slowikowska]
a brand new suit from big and tall
my cousin’s boyfriend’s short and small
a bottle of kirkland shampoo
what do i get for christmas for this dude?

[bridge: bowen, ariana]
every christmas, all these people on my list
i have to get something for all my therapists
and my fave barista and my secret sister
i also have to get about twenty five gifts
for all the gay guys who do my hair
[chorus: bowen, sarah, kenan, chloe, veronika, marcello hernández, ashley padilla & james austin johnson, ariana]
is it wrong to just buy socks?
oh, he is really into feet tiktoks
steve, i barely know you

[spoken word: marcello]
ariana. ariana, wait, wait, wait

[ariana]
marcello, what is it?

[marcello]
i’ll tell you
[ whispering ]

[ariana]
oh, yes. you are taller than i thought

[marcello]
something else. something else

[ariana]
okay
my cousin broke up with steve? so he won’t be at christmas?

[marcello]
no

[ariana]
wow. well, in that case

[sung: all, ariana]
i’ll be getting nothing
for you

[spoken: ariana]
we’ve got a great show for you tonight
cher is here. so stick around. we’ll be right back

- ariana grande saturday night live

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