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letra de alpaca rap! - annoying orange, daneboe

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[intro: orange]

ask and ask and ask and ye shall receive, fruit lovers!
i’m annoying orange, and this is the alpaca rap!

[chorus: orange]

people always saying that alpacas are whack-a!
but say that to my face and i’ll give you a smack-a!
alpacas get a bad rap
i’m bringing ’em back-a
a pack of alpacas?
alpacas, attack-a!

[verse 1: orange]
don’t call ’em llamas!
don’t call ’em camels!
alpacas are the greatest thing that happen to mammals! (woo!)
respect the long neck
give a shout to the snout
alpaca appreciation’s what i’m talking about!
cuz…

[chorus: orange]

people always saying that alpacas are whack-a!
but say that to my face and i’ll give you a smack-a!
alpacas get a bad rap
i’m bringing ’em back-a
a pack of alpacas?
alpacas, attack-a!

[bridge: pear]

alright, alright i’ll admit it. alpacas are ok. but they’re not the best animal out there. heck, they’re not even the best animal in their own family! check it out!

[chorus 2: pear]

people always telling me that llamas are drama!
but llamas are the bomb
yeah so face it you’re wrong-a!
guam, vietnam, all the way to bahamas
mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas!
[verse 2: pear]

pack animals, they be packing a punch
they’re better than alpacas
you can call it a hunch (yeah)
llama, llama, llama’s just too fun to say
if you say they’re double l
they will spit in your face!
cuz…

[chorus 2: pear]

people always telling me that llamas are drama!
but llamas are the bomb!
yeah so face it you’re wrong-a!
guam, vietnam, all the way to bahamas
mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas!

[bridge 2: apple]

okay, hold it. if we’re crowning the best animal around, keep in mind that great things sometimes come in small packages. here’s what i’m talking about!

[chorus 3: apple]

people always telling me that dik-diks are dipsticks
but dik-diks are my pick-pick
cause dik-diks are wicked sick
enjoying your picnic?
applying some lipstick?
say frick about my dik-dik
and you’ll get a swift kick!
[verse 3: apple]

african heat?
dik-dik handles it fine
so dik-dik can surely handle
handle weak rhymes
dik-dik don’t sweat sweat
dik-dik don’t drink drink
try your worst worst
cuz the dik dik don’t blink blink!
(yeah!)

[chorus 3: apple]

people always telling me that dik-diks are dipsticks
but dik-diks are my pick-pick
cause dik-diks are wicked sick
enjoying your picnic?
applying some lipstick?
say frick about my dik-dik
and you’ll get a swift kick!

[bridge 3: grapefruit]

alright everybody listen up! i got an animal that’s gonna blow all of your animals out of the water, okay? it… uh… ok honestly i don’t know about this one but if i don’t stick to the script, i don’t get paid, so… here goes nothing

[chorus 4: grapefruit]

people thinkin’ no respect is owed to the h-rny toad
never walked that h-rny road or lived by the h-rny code
you dissin’ the h-rny toad?
it’s about to get stormy, bro!
just listen to my h-rny flow!
i’m entering the h-rny mode!

[bridge 4: grapefruit, apple, pear, orange]

grapefruit: uhh, guys, i can’t. i mean seriously, how am i supposed to rap about the h-rny toad like this with a straight face?

apple: hey, i got “dik dik”. i’m happy to trade

grapefruit: i’m entering “h-rny mode”? i mean, come on! my mom’s gonna watch this!

pear: dude, if you want the paycheck, finish the verse!

orange: them’s the rules

grapefruit: uhh fine

[chorus 4: grapefruit]

people thinkin’ no respect is owed to the h-rny toad
never walked that h-rny road or lived by the h-rny code
you dissin’ the h-rny toad?
it’s about to get stormy, bro!
just listen to my h-rny flow!
i’m entering the h-rny mode!

[refrain: orange, pear, apple, grapefruit]

[part of chorus: orange]

people always saying that alpacas are whack-a!
but say that to my face and i’ll give you a smack-a!

[part of chorus 2: pear]

guam, vietnam, all the way to bahamas
mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas!

[part of chorus 3: apple]

people always telling me that dik-diks are dipsticks
but dik-diks are my pick-pick
cause dik-diks are wicked sick

[part of chorus 4: grapefruit]

you dissin’ the h-rny toad?
it’s about to get stormy, bro!
just listen to my h-rny flow!
i’m entering the h-rny mode!

[outro: orange, grapefruit, everyone but grapefruit]

orange: oh no! look out, everyone! grapefruit’s entering “h-rny mode”!

everyone but grapefruit: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

grapefruit: i hate you guys

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