letra de telemarketer - alexainttdead
[intro]
ring ring!
pick up the phone, it’s the based god of the suburbs
“h-llo, this is alex ain’t dead, do you got time to talk about yo’ l’s?”
[chorus]
telemarketer, i’m callin’ out the cap (cap!)
cl!ckin’ through the ops like i’m scrollin’ through an app (brr!)
voicemail full but i’m still gon’ yap
i just prank called your aunt, now she sendin’ me snaps (uhh)
i’m a glitch in the mainframe, spam in the inbox
talkin’ so fast, made your grandma detox
sold a mixtape through a bluetooth hotspot
now i’m in j-pan sippin’ tea on a mop top
[verse 1]
i just got rich off a fake zoom seminar
hacked into the matrix with a boost mobile sim card
told the clerk “my name’s dr. doofenshmirtz”
she gave me a deal on a tеsla and a church shirt (facts!)
ain’t no scam, i’m authentic with the fraud
put a pdf of your taxes on god
callеd the mayor, told him “bro, i’m your son”
now i run the city off a groupon run (what??)
based like xavier, i moonwalk through malware
flirted with siri, she said “boy, beware”
dropped a diss on a printer, now it won’t fax
beat so loud it gave my house a panic attack
[chorus]
telemarketer, i’m tappin’ in the wires
glitched out speech, soundin’ like a flat tire
bought your info off a weird dude on fiverr
now your spotify think i’m your ghostwriter (uh!)
telemarketer, i’m causin’ paranoia
whispers in your phone like i’m hauntin’ california
wrote a haiku in binary code
now i’m banned from every single zip code
[verse 2]
i’m the voicemail villain, the ringtone reaper
spoke to your dog, he said i’m a keeper
beat so random, even math gave up
i just got blocked by a teletubby fan club
broke in the game like a 3g glitch
told your girl i’m an nft witch
autotuned my sneeze, now it’s top ten
got a mixtape droppin’ through your microwave vent
[bridge] (sped up)
spam calls got me in a mood like huh?
voice sound deep like i just hit the blunt
ai clone, but i’m still too based
i just sold a feature through a mysp-ce case (case!)
[outro]
ring ring ring…
“h-llo?”
“this is alex ain’t dead, and you’ve just been based.”
cl!ck
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