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letra de dinosaur - alex horne & the horne section

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i woke up this morning, and yawned & stretched
and ate up my toast and readybread(?)
in the garden you would not believe what i saw
a large vegetarian dinosaur
a diplodocus named eleanor
and i had to admit i’d never seen her before
herbivore

she told me she wasn’t yet fully grown
and she always felt like she was left on her own
six foot tall, and two foot wide
she said she just felt ostrich sized
ostracized

she wiped away a dinosaur tear
and i said alright then, you can stay here
i cooked her some chips and put on the tv
a show about fighting on itv

but just as hunter flexed his pecks
along came a tyrannosaurus rex
he swallowed us whole with a side of potatoes
and it was clearly glad he ate us
gladiators

but though at first he found us yummy
the t-rex soon got a pain in his tummy
the doctor said “we’re all out of gaviscon
and the rennies and remegel have also all gone
but another pill has just hit the shops
why don’t you try serotops(?)”
triceratops
the moral of the story is easy to see
don’t eat dinosaurs and don’t eat me
and don’t sing songs that go on too long
cause sometimes they can just drag on
dragon
dragon
dragon
dragon
dragon, i don’t know how that ends

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