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letra de desktop storage mix vol. 31 - ajsc the dj

now playing: faul & wad – tokyo

hazbin hotel:

so things look bad, and your back’s against the wall
your whole existence seems —-in’ hopeless
you’re feelin’ filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
can’t face the world sober and dopeless
you’ve lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
well, let me just say you’re correct
wait, what?
you’re a loser, baby
a loser, god—- baby
you’re a —-ed-up little whiny —–
hey!
you’re a loser, just like me
thanks, —hole
you’re a screws-loose boozer
an only one-star reviеws-er
you’re a power-bottom at rock bottom
but you got company
this supposеd to make me feel better?
there was a time i thought that no one could relate
to the gruesome ways in which i’m damaged
but lettin’ walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
we’re all livin’ in the same —- sandwich
baby kaely:

mirror mirror mirror mirror sat on the wall, please try and make the coolest kid of them all
this girl with the hair better beware cause everywhere she be i’ma be there like…
h-llo, my name is zuzie, that’s zuzie with a z
and no i didn’t say susie originality

now playing: dante klein – lost at sea

dante klein:

baby you’re the anchor

jimmy fallon:

h-llo, my name is sara, that’s sara with no “h”
too bad if you don’t like it, ’cause haters gonna hate
my stepdad gary, he tries to act so cool
every time we see him, my friends and i say “ew!”

now playing: drughead – caps

dagames:

hi, i’m baldi, nice to meet ya
—- me in the —- and call me patricia
book’s your game?
just shout my name
when you let me use my —-
so that’s one book right, but you’re all wrong
you haven’t even let me use my —–
while i sing you this song, it goes, “ding-dong”
like the door i open on you
oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my —— palace)
oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don’t leave, i have no friends)
oh, oh, oh, hi there (let’s go camping, let me —– ya)
oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, i tied you up)
jennifer murphy:

i want to be neenja
i want to be neenja
i want to chop, chop, chop chow down
take chow down to chinatown
i want to be neenja

now playing: dj aiden j – fun times the charm (2024 remix)

drughead:

this is the true bomb — —-

the lonely island:

the real men have the nuts to walk away
yeah!
cool guys don’t look at explosions
they blow things up and then walk away
whose got time to watch an explosion?
there’s cool guy errands that they have to walk to

now playing: jordan jay – love for you

dafuq!?boom!!:
brrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
skibidi dop dop deep deep
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
skibidi dop dop deep deep
we ain’t here to hurt n0body
skibidi skibidi skibidi
wanna see you work your body
skibidi skibidi skibidi

maroon 5:

i really wanna love somebody
i really wanna dance the night away
i know we’re only half way there
but you take me all the way, you take me all the way

frizk:

all my fellas
all my fellas
a- all my fellas
all my fellas

dafuq!?boom!!:

skibidi skibidi skibidi

alexandra stan:

you make me dance, bring me up, bring me down
play it sweet, make me move like a freak, mr. saxobeat
makes me dance, brings me up, brings me down
plays it sweet, makes me move like a freak (mr. saxo—), mr. saxo—
you make me dance, bring me up, bring me down
play it sweet, make me move like a freak, mr. saxobeat
makes me dance, brings me up, brings me down
plays it sweet, makes me move like a freak, mr. saxobeat

now playing: troyboi – soundclash

kanye west:

i miss the old kanye, straight from the go kanye
chop up the soul kanye, set on his goals kanye
i hate the new kanye, the bad mood kanye
the always rude kanye, spaz in the news kanye
i miss the sweet kanye, chop up the beats kanye
i gotta say, at that time i’d like to meet kanye
see, i invented kanye, it wasn’t any kanyes
and now i look and look around and there’s so many kanyes
i used to love kanye, i used to love kanye
i even had the pink polo, i thought i was kanye
what if kanye made a song about kanye
called “i miss the old kanye”? man, that’d be so kanye

now playing: sweet t–th – what the f

hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on
took a look in the mirror, said, “what’s up?”
yeah, i’m gettin’ money, oh
hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on
took a look in the mirror, said, “what’s up?”
yeah, i’m gettin’ money, oh
turn my swag on
it’s my turn, now turn it up
yeah, yeah
i put my team on, then my theme song
now it’s time to turn it up
yeah, yeah

now playing: dj aiden j – it’s in a sunday

nelly:

if you wanna go and take a ride with me
we 3-wheeling in the fo’ with the gold d’s
oh, why do i live this way?
(hey, must be the money!)
if you wanna go and get —- with me
—– a l in the back of the benz-e
oh, why must i feel this way?
(hey, must be the money!)

tenacious d:

my loneliness is k!llin’ me (and i)
i must confess, i still believe (still believe)
when i’m not with you, i lose my mind
give me a sign
hit me, baby, one more time

now playing: jackal – shakedown (loudpvck remix)

yuno miles:

i get paid every day of the week
why this —– steady hating on me?
all i need is six hot wings
and don’t you dare forget the calamari
no justin bieber but i’m sorry
they say they getting —-, but they not as —- as bob marley
all i really need is six hot wings
looking at my watch that —– gon’ bling
how much did them wing-dings cost?
how many ls did i take? i took a couple losses
say you eating steak, you eating t-bone
get to making weird faces like trey songz
you know what they say, who is mike jones?
why this girl keep blowing up my phone?
smacked my grandma in the face with a —–
got a whooping in public, i just wanna go home

now playing: flo rida – whistle (shirtless in heaven remix)

the strumbrellas:

i got guns in my head and they won’t go
spirits in my head and they won’t go
i got guns in my head and they won’t go
spirits in my head and they won’t
i got guns in my head and they won’t go
spirits in my head and they won’t go
i got guns in my head and they won’t go
spirits in my head and they won’t

bryant oden:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man, running the stand
“hey! (bum bum bum) got any grapes?”
the man said
“no, we just sell lemonade
but it’s cold and it’s fresh, and it’s all home-made
can i get you a glass?”
the duck said “i’ll pass.”

yuno miles:

shoutout martin luther king, that —– had a dre-e-e-e-e-e-e-eam
—- do you me-e-e-e-e-e-ean?
that —– had a dre-e-e-e-e-e-e-eam
martin luther ki-i-i-ing
ayy, martin luther king, shoutout to big bro
if it wasn’t for big bro, i wouldn’t be rapping, though
if it wasn’t for him, i wouldn’t even be here rapping this —-
trapping this —-, stealing —- from my family and —-
can’t forget about malcolm eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-x
and rosa pa-a-a-a-a-a-arks
i feel like we made it out the pa-a-a-ark
but it don’t matter because i’m martin luther ki-i-i-i-i-ing
that —- had a dre-e-e-e-e-e-eam
—- do you me-e-e-e-e-e-ean?
that —– had a dream
that i started rapping so that’s what i did, ayy

now playing: dj aiden j – forever

christell:

chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
dubi-dubi, daba-daba
mágico mi dubi-dubi-dú, dú, dú, dú
chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
dubi-dubi, daba-daba
mágico mi dubi-dubi-dú

poppy playtime:

s-m-i-l-e everyday!
when you are down and out
no need to frown and pout
’cause smiling critters here to say
s-m-i-l-e everyday!

christell:

chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
dubi-dubi, daba-daba
mágico mi dubi-dubi-dú, dú, dú, dú

now playing: mike williams – bambini

yuno miles:

my grandma just called me a —-in’ ——
i don’t know why she mad, so i had to hit her
why the —- my cousin looking for his 4 wheeler?
i just need some —-ing water and some sugar
how you don’t got no tissue in here?
why your car only go to the first gear?
feel like d.c. young fly, bring that — here
why you got the water but it’s not crystal clear?

now playing: dj aiden j – machine gun

post malone:

my mama called, seen you on tv, son
said —- done changed ever since we was on
i dreamed it all ever since i was young
they said i wouldn’t be nothing
now they always say, “congratulations”

creepy nuts:

now singin’
bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang-born
(now singin’)
bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang-born
(now singin’)
bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang-born
to the next, to the ichiban ue

your favorite martian:

rich people —-
billionaire —-
rich people —-
trillionaire —-
rich people —-
gazillionaire —-
if you had a lotta money
what would you do with it?
hmm, a trillion bucks would be the limit on my visa (rich)
first order of business, i’m gonna straighten out the tower of pisa (straight)
hmm, if i am in europe and i want some new york pizza (what’s up!)
i’ll have your mom deliver it to my mansion in ibiza
i’ll have ——- that are made of platinum
in the bedroom, i’m gonna be ——
when i get my girlfriend pregnant
the baby will be made of diamonds
my siamese cat will have it’s own private jet
don’t ask him any questions
shh, he’s a private pet
rich people —-
billionaire —-
rich people —-
trillionaire —-
rich people —-
gazillionaire —-
if you had a lotta money
what would you do with it?

now playing: dj aiden j – ragtime

dagames:

they have sent you a letter to come back home to play
but to your dismay, this isn’t your day
for the happy fun time has begun to fade
watch as we reanimate our corpses you abandoned
we’re dismantled, we’re mishandled
but we won’t be skipped and swayed
i am alive, immortalised
you’re the creator, you traitor
hey, there’s no vaccine to cure our dirty needs
for now, you must build up our machine
you die tonight
(doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
tonight
(doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
build up our machine, you die tonight

rascal flatts:

life’s like a road that you travel on
when there’s one day here and the next day gone
sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
sometimes you turn your back to the wind
there’s a world outside every darkened door
where blues won’t haunt you anymore
where the brave are free and lovers soar
come ride with me to the distant shore
we won’t hesitate
to break down the garden gate
there’s not much time left today, yeah
life is a highway
i wanna ride it all night long
if you’re goin’ my way
i wanna drive it all night long

now playing: nause – mellow

lunch money lewis:

i got bills i gotta pay
so i’m gon’ work, work, work every day
i got mouths i gotta feed
so i’m gon’ make sure everybody eats
i got bills
all these bills piled up on my desk
they looking like a mountain (everest)
all the little kids runnin’ ’round you can hear their stomachs growlin’
there’s a full moon out, and my girl just keep on howlin’
says she gon’ leave me if i don’t come home with 50 thousand (50 thousand?)

benji x scarlett:

[lyrics not found or unknown]

the lonely island:

yeah, and here’s another piece of advice
stay away from kids, ’cause their hair is filled with mad lice
there’s no such thing as too much purell
this a cautionary tale, word to george orwell
so don’t 1980-force any plugs into sockets
always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison
and if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him
no blankets or pajamas, they can choke you in your sleep
two words about furniture: k!lling machines
now, board your windows up the sun is bad for your health
and always wear a straitjacket so you’re safe from yourself
uh huh, take no chances, stop freelancin’
invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances
401k, make sure it’s low risk
then get some real estate (how much?), 4.2%
thirty-year mortgage, that’s important, that’s a great deal
and if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
renting is for suckers right now
a dependable savings and you’ll retire with money in your account
beast!
yolo, say no-no
isolate yourself and just roll solo, be carefulo
you oughta look out also stands for yolo
you know that we are still young
burn the prints off your thumbs
then pull out all your t–th
so you can’t bite your tongue
only on this earth for a short time, time
so don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die
just take our advice and hide
and scream yolo to the sky
you oughta look out

now playing: nause – mellow (munar x osen 2016 remix)

eminem:

“look, i was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings”
“but i’m only going to get this one chance”

the lonely island:

i’m on a boat, mother—-er, take a look at me
straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah, yeah)
busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
you can’t stop me, mother—-er, ’cause i’m on a boat
take a picture, trick (trick); i’m on a boat, —– (—–)
we drinking santana champ, cause it’s so crisp (crisp)
i got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
i’m flipping burgers, you at kinko’s straight flippin’ copies
i’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and —- (yeah)
the dolphin’s splashing, getting everybody all wet (oh)
but this ain’t seaworld

weird al yankovic:

i wear your grandad’s clothes
i look incredible
i’m in this big old coat
from that thrift shop down the road
(he’s wears your grandad’s clothes) that’s right!
(he looks incredible) i do!
(he’s in that big old coat) it’s large! hey, lets go!

dayle auburn:

i woke up this morning
with a smile on my face
you’re lying beside me
i can feel my heart race
the silence is broken

now playing: two friends – hiding

cody simpson:

there’s no way to say this song’s about someone else
every time you’re not in my arms, i start to lose myself
someone please pass me my shades, don’t let them see me down
you have taken over my days, so tonight i’m going out
and yet, i’m feeling like
there is no better place than right by your side
i had a little taste, and i’ll only spoil the party anyway
’cause all the girls are looking fine
but you’re the only one on my mind
la-da-dee, la-da-da-doo
la-da-da, me, la-da-da, you
la-da-dee, la-da-da-doo
there’s only me, there’s only you

sp-cebar kase:

[lyrics not found or unknown]

now playing: vicetone – nevada

rednex:

if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed joe
i’d been married a long time ago
where did you come from?
where did you go?
where did you come from, cotton-eyed joe?
if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed joe
i’d been married a long time ago
where did you come from? where did you go?
where did you come from, cotton-eyed joe?

baha men:

well the party was nice, the party was pumping (hey, yippie-yi-yo)
and everybody having a ball (hah, ho, yippie-yi-yo)
until the fellas started name-calling (yippie-yi-yo)
and the girls respond to the call
i heard a woman shout out
who let the dogs out?
(who, who, who, who)

who let the dogs out?
(who, who, who, who)
who let the dogs out?
(who, who, who, who)
who let the dogs out?
(who, who, who, who)
last year in the dance you had a ball
called me mealybug and sketel
get back gruffy, back scruffy
get back, you flea-infested mongrel!
gonna tell myself, “hey man no get angry” (hey, yippie, yi, yo)

razioff:

gedagedigedagedago
i’d been married a long time ago
where did you come from? where did you go?
where did you come from, bagulado?
gedagedigedagedago
i’d been married a long time ago
where did you come from? where did you go?
where did you come from, chicken-eyed joe?
yeehaw!
gedagedigedagedago
i’d been married a long time ago
where did you come from? where did you go?
where did you come from, chicken-eyed joe?
gedagelinghew-ngenlaho
i’d been married a long time ago
where did you come from? where did you go?
where did you come from, chicken-eyed joe?
yeehaw!

now playing: lensko – let’s go

insane clown posse:

uh oh! here come the po-po
too much murder
and when they get here they gonna find out that we the —-
come on!
’cause we the —-, we the —-, we the —-
what are we? we the —-, we the —-, we the —-
cross your arms, we the —-, we the —-, we the —-
what are we? we the —-, we the —-, we the —-
yeah!
and you know juggalos ain’t never afraid to cuss
open the windows and let it out
come on! here we go!

rusty cage:

oh, —-, —-, —–, —-, —-sucker
—–, —hole, —-
mother—-ing dirty —–
—- onto my lunch
—-, —-, —-, —-, —- my —-
jesus harold christ
—-, —–, —-sucker, god—- mother—-er
—–, —hole, —-
—–, —hole, —-

now playing: tobu – candyland

the numberblocks:

i’m lucky number seven
i’m in a happy place
the sun is always shining
and there’s always a smile on my face
i see a penny i pick it up
and all day long i have good luck
i’m lucky number seven
and as you might have guessed
i always win the raffle
with seven on your side
you’re seven blessed
in a pickle? you’re in luck!
i’ll help you out when you get stuck
and if you stick with seven
everything will work out for the best
yay!

now playing: samsung – over the horizon (vamo remix)

benji x scarlett:

pomni? yes jax
i don’t know if i can survive in this digital circus alone
me neither
it’s just so scary without you
i don’t wanna lose you
i have to tell you something

jagwar twin:

when the moon hits the sky, i’m a little unwell
’cause the truth is a lie that n0body can tell
every kid on the block talks in riddles and prose
then we dance ’til we drop-drop, drop
(they say) everything’s perfect here
and the sun is shining
(hey, hey) everything’s perfect here
there’s n0body crying
oompa loompa, doompa-de-doo
i got a bad feeling ’bout you
oompa loompa, i don’t know, dude
i got a bad feeling ’bout you
bad feeling, bad feeling
i got a bad feeling ’bout you
bad feeling, bad feeling
i got a bad feeling ’bout you

now playing: artist unknown – supermarket tour song (vamo remix)

jagwar twin:

hey, put on a happy face
then everything’s okay
put on a happy face
hey, put on a happy face
then everything’s okay
put on a happy face

now playing: tobu – higher

andrew underberg:

i’m not above love to cash in
another lover underneath those flashin’ lights
another one of those ruthless nights
yeah, yeah, yeah
i shoulda guessed that this would happen
i shoulda known it when i looked in your red-hot eyes
spewin’ all your red-hot lies
yeah, yeah, yeah
’cause i know you’re poison, you’re feedin’ me poison
addicted to this feelin’, i can’t help but swallow up your poison
i made my choice, and every night, i’m livin’ like there’s no tomorrow
oh-oh, oh-oh
any way you want me, baby, that’s the way you got me
i’ll be yours
my story’s gonna end with me dead from your poison

silva hound:

i’m addicted to the madness, this hotel is my atlantis
we’re forever gonna have a —-in’ reason to sin
let me leave my soul to burn, and i’ll be breathin’ it in
i’m addicted to the feelin’, gettin’ higher than the ceilin’
and we’re never gonna want this —-in’ feeling to end
just concede and give in to your inner demons again

hazbin hotel:

haha, looks like you could use some help
from the big boss of h-ll himself
check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp
five stars! flawless!
greater than great!
oh, with the punch of a pentagram
i wap-bam-boom, alakazam
usually, i charge a sacrificial lamb
but you get the family rate
thanks, dad!
who needs a busboy now that you’ve got the chef?
(woah-oh-oh)
michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
i’ll rig the game for you because i’m the ref
champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that’s just to start!
who has been here since day one?
who’s been faithful as a nun?
who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
your executive producer
that’s true!
i’m your guy, your day-to-day
your chum, your steadfast hotelier
remember when i fixed that clog today?
i was stuck, thank you, sir!
oh, you!

now playing: di young – pixel pig

jason derulo:

shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)
swalla-la-la (drank)
swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
swalla-la-la
shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)
swalla-la-la (drank)
swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
swalla-la-la

rema:

baby, calm down, calm down
girl, this your body e put in my heart for lockdown, for lockdown, oh lockdown
girl, you sweet like fanta ooh, fanta ooh
if i tell you, say, “i love you,” no dey form yanga oh, oh yanga oh
no tell me no, no, no, no, woah, woah, woah, woah
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
baby, come gimme your lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah

your favorite martian:

boom, headshot
boom, headshot
when the album drops we’re like
boom, headshot
boom, headshot
boom, headshot
when the album drops we’re like
boom
i step in the arena
i get my knuckles cracking
i try to keep it clean but
who knows what could happen
they say i nerd rage
they don’t understand
if they keep talking trash, —–
my grandmama used to tell me one day i would be king
and that it would be me to put these dreams into a sling
and fling ’em like a bullet ’til the beam the whole ruling regime
in the melon and i tell ’em that i’m gonna reign supreme, like
boom, headshot
boom, headshot
when the album drops we’re like
boom, headshot
boom, headshot
boom, headshot
when the album drops we’re like
boom
working every week at a job i can’t stand
always tell myself that one day i’ll be the man
what we gonna do tonight, brain?
we’re gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world

now playing: agony – demon mode

eminem:

i’m beginnin’ to feel like a rap god, rap god
all my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
they said i rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
but for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
i got a laptop in my back pocket
my pen’ll go off when i halfc-ck it
got a fat knot from that rap profit
made a livin’ and a k!llin’ off it
ever since bill clinton was still in office
with monica lewinsky feelin’ on his —sack
i’m an mc still as honest
but as rude and as indecent as all h-ll
syllables, sk!ll-a-holic (k!ll ’em all with)
this flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
you don’t really wanna get into a —-in’ match
with this rappity brat, packin’ a mac in the back of the ac’
backpack rap cr-p, yap-yap, yackety-yack
and at the exact same time, i attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while i’m practicin’ that
i’ll still be able to break a mother—-in’ table
over the back of a couple of ——- and crack it in half
only realized it was ironic, i was signed to aftermath after the fact
how could i not blow? all i do is drop f-bombs
feel my wrath of attack
rappers are havin’ a rough time period, here’s a maxi pad

eminem:

fill ’em with the venom and eliminate ’em
other words, i minute maid ’em
i don’t wanna hurt ’em, but i did, i’m in a fit of rage
i’m murderin’ again, n0body will evade
i’m finna k!ll ’em and dump all their —-in’ bodies in the lake
obliterating everything, incinerate a renegade
i’m here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
but don’t n0body want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway
’cause i’m beginnin’ to feel like i’m mentally ill
i’m attila, k!ll or be k!lled, i’m a k!ller bee, the vanilla gorilla
you’re bringin’ the k!ller within me outta me
you don’t wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me
and be on the receivin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be
every bit of me’s the epitome of a spitter
when i’m in the vicinity, mother—-er, you better duck
or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
a hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
i’m ’bout to —-in’ finish you, —-, i’m unfadable
you wanna battle, i’m available, i’m blowin’ up like an inflatable
i’m undebatable, i’m unavoidable, i’m unevadable
i’m on the toilet bowl, i got a trailer full of money and i’m paid in full
i’m not afraid to pull a—
man, stop
look what i’m plannin’, haha

now playing: pegboard nerds – emoji (sunday services)

britney spears:

baby, can’t you see i’m callin’?
a guy like you should wear a warnin’
it’s dangerous, i’m fallin’
there’s no escape, i can’t wait
i need a hit, baby, give me it
you’re dangerous, i’m lovin’ it
too high, can’t come down
losing my head, spinnin’ round and round
do you feel me now?

fountains of wayne:

stacy’s mom has got it going on
she’s all i want and i’ve waited for so long
stacy, can’t you see? you’re just not the girl for me
i know it might be wrong, but i’m in love with stacy’s mom
stacy’s mom has got it going on
she’s all i want and i’ve waited for so long
stacy, can’t you see? you’re just not the girl for me
i know it might be wrong, but i’m in love with stacy’s mom

soulja boy:

soulja boy off in it, oh
watch me crank it, watch me roll
watch me crank that soulja boy
then superman that, oh
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch
soulja boy off in it, oh
watch me crank it, watch me roll
watch me crank that soulja boy
then superman that, oh
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch me yuu (crank that soulja boy)
now watch

now playing: eveningland – love now

hazbin hotel:

h-ll is forever, whether you like it or not
had their chance to behave better (where did all of you people come from?)
now they boil in a pot
’cause the rules are black and white
there’s no use in tryin’ to fight it
they’re burnin’ for their lives until we k!ll ’em again

galantis:

girl put your love on me
’cause i won’t let you down
i won’t let you down
and we will be singing
girl put your love on me
i feel it all around
i feel it all around
and we will be singing

benji x scarlett:

[lyrics not found or unknown]

now playing: avicii – fade into darkness

lil deuce deuce:

step one, throw your hands up and point them to the floor
step two, here’s what to do, now get down on all fours
step three, just bounce around, it’s easy, follow me
step four, go crazy now, and beep beep like a sheep!

tenacious d:

ah-rah, dee
soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
ooh, guh-goo-bee
ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
fli-goo gee-goo
a-fliguh woo-wa mama lucifer!

now playing: the living tombstone – hush

smosh:

nmaddog! kcuf this tihs
these elohssa
rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids
stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts
now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up
nmaddog! kcuf this tihs
these elohssa
rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids
stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts
now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up
“what about the word ‘tit’?”
“uh, oh, that doesn’t work ’cause it’s a palindrome. uh, you can just say the ‘b00b’ instead.”
“also a palindrome”
god—-it! i mean, timmaddog!

now playing: the lonely island – like a boss

smosh:

stub your toe, firetruck!
lose your cash, firetruck!
you’re naked and your parents come home, firetruck!
fail your class, firetruck!
scratch your —, firetruck!
clip your nails too short and it hurts, firetruck!
cr-p your pants, firetruck!
bite your tongue, firetruck!
no one shows up to your party, firetruck!
red ring of death, firetruck!
forget to breathe, firetruck!
found out your mom is your dad, firetruck!
lose your t–th, firetruck!
iphone bill, firetruck!
jonas brothers stuck in your head, firetruck!
crash your car, firetruck!
into your dog, firetruck!

the lonely island:

oh cr-p man i can’t effin do it! no!!
—– out!

fail science, firetruck!
eat a pencil, firetruck!
there’s over 500 pokemon?! what the firetruck!
lose the game, firetruck!
david blaine, firetruck!
get ran over by a… firetruck!
yeah
next time you wanna say the f-word, just say “firetruck”
it’s more polite

now playing: legend of zelda – lost woods (ephixa remix)

the lonely island:

man, i’m not gonna let you poison me
i threw it on the ground
you must think i’m a joke
i ain’t gonna be part of your system, man!
pump that garbage in another man’s veins
i go to my favorite hotdog stand
and the dude says, “you come here all the time. here’s one for free.”
i said “man, what i look like? a charity case?”
i took it…
and threw it on the ground
i don’t need your handouts
i’m an adult! please!
you can’t buy me, hot dog man
at the farmers market with my so-called “girlfriend”
she hands me her cell phone—says it’s my dad
man, this ain’t my dad!
this is a cell phone
i threw it on the ground
what you think, i’m stupid?
i’m not a part of your system
my dad’s not a phone! duh!
some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
what you want me to do with this? eat it?
happy birthday to the ground!
i threw the rest of the cake, too
welcome to the real world, jack—!

baby kia:

let’s play a little game i made
all you gotta do is pick a candy bar, one got a blade
if you eat the wrong one, i swear to god, boy, that’s on you
all i know is if you spit that —- out, boy, i bet i’d shoot
ah

the lonely island:

welcome to the real world, jack—!
so many things to throw on the ground
like this, and this, and that, and even this
i’m an adult!
two hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
ground!
n0body wants your autograph!
phonies!
then, the two phonies got up
turned out they had a taser
and they tased me in the b-tt hole

now playing: tobu – roots

video game remixes:

it’s time to jump up in the air (jump up in the air)
jump up, don’t be scared (jump up, don’t be scared)
jump up and your cares will soar away (woooh)
and if the dark clouds start to swirl (dark clouds start to swirl)
don’t fear, don’t shed a tear ’cause
i’ll be your 1-up girl
so let’s all jump up super high (jump up super high)
high up in the sky (high up in the sky)
there’s no power-up like dancing (woooh)
you know that you’re my super star (you’re my super star)
no one else can take me this far
i’m flipping the switch

summer walker:

treat me like white tees (treat me like white tees)
don’t get me dirty (don’t get me dirty)
love, love, love on me (love, love, love on me)
love on, love on me (love on, love on me)
she cannot come with (she cannot come with)
i just gotta dip (i just gotta dip)
level up with me (level up with me)
if you —- with me (if you —- with me)
oh (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
yeah, i’m that —– from the o-2 (yeah, i’m that —– from the o)
i’m the one that they ain’t never told (they ain’t never told)
you could catch the breeze, but it’s cold (breeze, but it’s cold)
you could come with me but i don’t know

yuno miles:

i’m on snapchat
i’m gettin’ money
i get racks, just like a crab
came from the bottom, now i’m at the top
this is the sound of a robot:
“elelalaele-bing-alelillelale”
went to j-pan and spoke to a turkey
went to j-pan, brought a gingerbread cookie
jumped in the pool and turned the water brown
e’rybody like “ay, what’s that sound?”
this the sound of yuno miles:
“aalelela-helahalaaa”
put the money in the bag
oops, i just got a bag
this the sound of a bag
i’m on snapchat i’m gettin’ money
i get racks, just like a crab
came from the bottom, now i’m at the top
this is the sound of a robot:
“elelalaele-bing-alelillelale”
went to j-pan and spoke to a turkey
went to j-pan, brought a gingerbread cookie
jumped in the pool and turned the water brown

now playing: major lazer – lean on (crnkn remix)

mustard:

i put the new forgis on the jeep
i trap until the bl–dy bottoms is underneath
’cause all my —–s got it out the streets
i keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
i remember hittin’ the mall with the whole team
now a —– can’t answer calls ’cause i’m ballin’
i was wakin’ up, gettin’ racks in the morning
i was broke, now i’m rich, these —–s salty
all this designer on my body got me drip, drip, ayy
straight up out the yajects, i’m a big crip
if i got a pint of lean, i’ma sip, sip
i run the racks up with my queen like london and nip
but i got rich on all these —–s, i didn’t forget, back
i had to go through the struggle, i didn’t forget that
i hopped inside of the maybach and now i can sit back
these —–es know me now ’cause i got them big racks
’cause i’m gettin’ money now, i know you heard that
young —– on the corner, —–, i had to serve —–
uncle fronted me some p’s, had to get them birds back
we came up on dirty money, i gave it a birdbath
cut off the brain and i give my —– a new coupe
either you from the yah gang or you’re suwoop
got a new orleans —– and man, that —– voodoo
and i’m that —– now

dawin:

you got me jumping like

saigon:

i used to walk uptown to see mario
that —– sold more —- than the young harry o
from punta cana to ghana to ontario
he made it snow all over the whole barrio
his lil’ brother luigi, he was a real —–
he took mushrooms, they used to make him feel bigger
his job was to pick up the —- like a p–per scooper
and drop it off without gettin caught by the koopa troopa
one day they hit mario on the jack
told him they had his —–, want a hundred stacks to get her back
he thinkin “what kind of —- is that?
this ain’t a video game, lame, we finna go tit for tat”
he lit his cigarette, took a drag of the cancer smoke
and with this hit, he burnt a hole in the ransom note
then he wrote with ease and i quote
“y’all must really want one of these in your throat”

now playing: swif7 – my name

twenty one pilots:

all my friends are heathens, take it slow (in the city, boy, in the city)
wait for them to ask you who you know
please don’t make any sudden moves
you don’t know the half of the abuse

weird al yankovic:

virus alert!
delete immediately before someone gets hurt
forward this message on to everybody

animation epic inanimate insanity:

cleaning’s my life
and when i’m feeling down
scrubbing the floors
always removes a frown
the window panes
reflect the struggles in my life
i make a new path
and wash away my strife

mondays:

baby, there’s a place where we can go
where it’s always shining like the snow
listen to your heartbeat, don’t you know
that i just wanna be with you?
baby, there’s a place where we can go
where it’s always shining like the snow
listen to your heartbeat, don’t you know
that i just wanna be with you?
oh, oh

animation epic inanimate insanity:

cleaning’s my life
and when i’m feeling down
scrubbing the floors
always removes a frown
the window panes
reflect the struggles in my life
i make a new path
and wash away my strife

weird al yankovic:

virus alert!
delete immediately before someone gets hurt
forward this message on to everybody

now playing: tobu – higher

hazbin hotel:

after the battle, masterless cattle
overlords hanging by a thread
with a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow
we’ll be atop the heap
while the rest of h-ll’s —-ing
alastor’s missing
fled with his tail between his legs
nature abhors a power vacuum
it leaves room for you and me
the future of h-ll belongs to the vee’s
this place reeks of death, there’s a chill in the air

michael rosen:

till it’s cool, just cool, into the mouth
-gulp- -cl!ck-
nice
there’s my mum, she’s doing the same
-blow- -blow-
till it’s cool, just cool, into the mouth
-gulp- -cl!ck-
nice

now playing: dirty rush – brass

dirty rush:

3 2 1 drop it

spongebob:

f is for friends who do stuff together
u is for you and me
n is for anywhere and anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea

now playing: spence – arm candy

your favorite martian:

you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

eminem:

hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka-chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka-chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, what? (excuse me) my name is, who?
my name is, chka-chka, slim shady
(can i have the attention of the class for one second?)
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka-chka, slim shady

your favorite martian:

you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

nicki minaj:

this one is for the boys with the boomin’ system
top down, ac with the cooler system
when he come up in the club, he be blazin’ up
got stacks on deck like he savin’ up
and he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
he pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
he cold, he dope, he might sell —-
he always in the air, but he never fly coach
he a motha—-in trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
when he make it drip, drip, kiss him on the lip, lip
that’s the kinda dude i was lookin’ for
and yes, you’ll get slapped if you’re lookin’, ho
i said, excuse me, you’re a h-ll of a guy
i mean, my, my, my, my, you’re like pelican fly
i mean, you’re so shy and i’m loving your tie
you’re like sl!cker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
yes, i did, yes, i did
somebody please tell em who the f i is
i am nicki minaj, i mack them dudes up
back coupes up and chuck the deuce up

now playing: dada life – everything is free (deficio remix)

dismal seepage:

[lyrics not found or unknown]

now playing: curbi – 51

o zone:

știi de ce plang chitarele?
le-au ranit amintirile
tu, iubire, spunele
ce-a fost nu s-a pierdut!

epic rap battles:

welcome to your final test, i’m mr. beast
we can scr-p the ‘s’, ’cause i’ve never missed a beat
you had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast
when i had a cut from honey, that’s another check that i’m gonna cash

now playing: deerock – electric (jeonghyeon remix)

nba youngboy:

i said right foot creep, ooh, i’m walking with that heater
look around, stay low, make sure they don’t see you
catch ’em bad, walk down, face ’em with that heater
the devil under your feet, you’re on your way to see him (let’s go)
stretch me one, i can’t sleep, bang out when i see you
play with me, you can’t sleep, we gunnin’ to decease you
you won’t have no case, rearrange your shape soon as they face you
you won’t have no sp-ce, we in your section ’til we spray you

now playing: the lonely island – threw it on the ground

eminem:

ahem, back by popular demand
now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
you’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand?
how does it feel? is it fantastic? is it grand?
well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
“shady, man, no, don’t massacre the fans!”
—-, i think kim kardashian’s a man
she stomped him, just ‘cause he asked to put his hands
on her massive gluteus maximus again
squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend
can he come back as nasty as he can?
yes, he can, ken, don’t ask me this again
he does not mean to lesbian offend
but, lindsay, please come back to seeing men
samantha’s a two; you’re practically a ten
i know you want me, girl, in fact, i see you grin
now come in, girl
when you walked through the door (woo!)
it was clear to me (clear to me)
you’re the one they adore
who they came to see (who they came to see)
you’re a rock star (baby)
everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
player, who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
we’re the ones who made you

now playing: dj aiden j – leaning at the army

jack stauber:

can i have a peppermint?
you can have a peppermint
that’s too hot for me!
bleh! hey! aaah!
i don’t like the peppermint
you don’t like the peppermint? (no)
it’s too spi-icy

now playing: dj aiden j – splash zone

play with us before we melt
(yeah!)
everybody enjoy yourself, uh (yeah!)
the best part is the middle of me (yeah!)
i’m your sponge, baby, go on and squeeze-uh (yeah!)
i’m better than pillows, what, you don’t believe me?
(yeah!) squeeze me
squeeze me till i pop (yeah), squeeze me till you drop
yeah, here we go now
yeah, here we go now
play together before we melt (yeah!)
everybody enjoy yourself (yeah!)
the best part is the middle of me (yeah!)
i’m your sponge, baby, go on and squeeze-uh (yeah!)

now playing: gooseworx – your new home (dj aiden j remix)

soupy garbage juice:

if you wanna drink a juice
then you’re gonna need a cup
if you don’t have a cup
then you need to buy a cup
if you wanna buy a cup
then you need at least a dollar
if you don’t have a dollar
then you need to find a job
if you can’t find a job
then you need to go to school
if you can’t afford school
then you need to find a job
if you can’t find a job
then you need to go to school
if you can’t afford school
then you need to find a job

now playing: ryllz – nemesis

the ronettes:

just hear those sleigh bells jingling
ring-ting-tingling too
come on, it’s lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you
outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling, “yoo hoo”
come on, it’s lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you

your favorite martian:

my dating profile said
“just swipe left” ’cause i know i’ll annoy them
women wouldn’t even look my direction!
hey siri (i have a boyfriend)
then one day i overslept (huh?)
woke up late like “what the heck?” (wait)
checked my socials
, wait a sec (what?)
—–, i’m verified

dr. dre:

top dogg, bite ’em all, yeah, i’m burnin’ it up
d-p-g-c, you should be turnin’ it up
c-p-t, l-b-c, yeah, we hookin’ back up
and when they bang this in the club, baby, you got to get up
cuss homies, thug homies, yeah, they givin’ it up
lowlife, yo’ life, boy we livin’ it up
takin’ chances while we dancin’ in the party fo’ sho’
slip my girl a 44 and she crip in the back do’
chick is lookin’ at me strange, but you know i don’t care
step up in this motha, just a-sw-ngin’ my hair
trick quit talkin’, crip-walk if you down with the set
take a bullet with some grip and take this smoke on this jet
out o’ town, put it down for the father of rap
and if you happen to get cracked, trick shut your trap
come back, get back, that’s the part of success
if you believe in the s, you’ll be relievin’ your stress

now playing: tobu – cloud 9

counting crows:

they paved paradise and put up a parking lot
with a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin’ hot spot
don’t it always seem to go
that you don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone?
they paved paradise, put up a parking lot

vanessa carlton:

makin’ my way downtown
walkin’ fast, faces pass
and i’m homebound
starin’ blankly ahead
just makin’ my way
makin’ a way through the crowd
and i need you
and i miss you
and now i wonder
if i could fall into the sky
do you think time would pass me by?

now playing: lazy town – we are number one (blue moon remix)

dababy:

she wanna —- with me, but i don’t got the time (mmh, mmh)
i just hopped off a private plane and went and hopped on 85 (yeah)
go call my chauffeur, —-, ’cause i don’t like to drive
we in suburbans back to back and we gon’ fill ’em up with vibes (let’s go)

now playing: the lonely island – i’m on a boat

eminem:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
he’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
he opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
he’s chokin’, how? everybody’s jokin’ now
the clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow
snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
ope, there goes rabbit, he choked, he’s so mad
but he won’t give up that easy, no, he won’t have it
he knows his whole back’s to these ropes, it don’t matter
he’s dope

ishowspeed:

when i hop on this —-, and i’m droppin’ a six in the back and i rock my vans
i get in my chill and i swear to god, admit it, i better not put that on friend
—–s up wit’ a chop where the stick stay
—–s up wit’ a chop on a mean man
wanna chop, wanna stop, wanna speed?
—–, stop what you talk, wanna feel like a bee?
back wit’ a chop, —–s on scare t’day
rich, i wanna feel like a belay
rich, i wanna feel like a relay
jump on that —- and i feel like a relay
race, race
—–s is puttin’ up stakes, stakes
—–s on crack, on the bay, bay
—-in’ the d’s and i’m —-in’ the delay, choppa, let’s play

eminem:

he’s dope, he knows that, but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant
he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that’s when it’s
back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody
better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him
you better lose yourself in the music

now playing: jpb – high

jack harlow:

what’s poppin’? (pooh, you a fool for this one)
brand new whip, just hopped in (just hopped in)
i got options (oh lord, jetson made another one)
i could pass that —– like stockton (it ain’t nothin’)
just joshin’
i’ma spend this holiday locked in (ooh)
my body got rid of them toxins (mmh, mmh)
sportscenter, top ten
i could put the ball in the end zone
put a bad —– in the friendzone, ooh
this —- sound like an intro
jetson, give me that tempo, ooh
told pooh he a fool with this —- (he a fool)
told her don’t let her friends know (don’t)
in the ‘ville and i move like a don (don)
eating fettuccine at vincenzo’s

colleen ballinger:

all aboard the toxic gossip train
chugging down the tracks of misinformation
the toxic gossip train
you got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
toxic gossip train
tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
those rumors look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps
i won’t survive in the crash, but hey

now playing: vexento – masked heroes

masked wolf:

what you know about rollin’ down in the deep?
when your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
when these people talk too much, put that —- slow motion, yeah
i feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
what you know about rollin’ down in the deep?

colbie caillat:

it starts in my toes and i crinkle my nose
wherever it goes, i always know
that you make me smile, please stay for a while now
just take your time, wherever you go

eminem:

i’ve created a monster
’cause n0body wants to see marshall no more, they want shady, i’m chopped liver
well, if you want shady, this is what i’ll give ya
a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that’ll jump-start my heart quicker
than a shock when i get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when i’m not cooperating
when i’m rockin’ the table while he’s operating (hey!)
you waited this long, now stop debating
’cause i’m back, i’m on the rag and ovulating
i know that you got a job, ms. cheney
but your husband’s heart problem’s complicating
so the fcc won’t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
they tried to shut me down on mtv
but it feels so empty without me
so come on and dip, bum on your lips
—- that, — on your lips and some on your —-
and get ready, ’cause this —-‘s about to get heavy
i just settled all my lawsuits (—- you, debbie!)
now, this looks like a job for me
so everybody, just follow me
’cause we need a little controversy
’cause it feels so empty without me
i said this looks like a job for me
so everybody

now playing: thefatrat – unity

ajr:

h-llo, h-llo
i’m not where i’m supposed to be
i hope that you’re missin’ me
’cause it makes me feel young
h-llo, h-llo
last time that i saw your face
was recess in second grade
and it made me feel young

lauv:

i like me better when i’m with you
i like me better when i’m with you
i knew from the first time, i’d stay for a long time, ’cause
i like me better when, i like me better when i’m with you

panic at the disco:

if you love me, let me go (oh, oh, oh, oh)
if you love me, let me go (oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
’cause these words are knives and often leave scars
the fear of falling apart
and truth be told, i never was yours
the fear, the fear of falling apart

j dash:

uh-oh, uh-oh (j. dash)
uh-oh, uh-oh
i made a little bit of money (i made a little bit of money)
i paid my bills (i paid my bills)
i paid this cover (i paid this cover)
i ain’t finna stand still (i ain’t finna stand still), ’cause now i’m finna
wop, wop, wop, wop
wop, wop, wop, now let me see you
wop, wa-wa-wa-wop, wop, wa-wa-wa-wop (yeah)
wop, wa-wa-wa-wop, wop, wa-wa-wa-wop (ayy)

boywithuke:

all my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
so rude and always negative
i need new friends, but it’s not that quick and easy
oh, i’m drowning, let me breathe
i’m better off all by myself
though i’m feelin’ kinda empty without somebody else
oh, i hear you cryin’ out for help
but you never showed for me when i was ringin’ your cell phone
oh, you don’t know how it feels to be alone
baby, oh, i’ll make you know, i’ll make you know, oh

thefatrat:

[lyrics not found or unknown]

billie eilish:

i’m not your friend
or anything, —-
you think that you’re the man
i think, therefore, i am
i’m not your friend
or anything, —-
you think that you’re the man
i think, therefore, i am

fgteev:

who wanna party? we don’t need a club
let’s get it started going all the way up
i got the boys with me, open the door
press the #50 going to the top floor
party, party, party in the elevator
party, party, party in the elevator
yeah, we going up, up, up
party in the elevator
party, we party, we partying in the elevator
we’re going up, up
, up like all the way
i got my cup, cup, cup fill it with a drink
you got the snacks, yeah, dj up in the back, yeah
turn the volume up, uh! pump it up to the max, yuh!
no grown-ups allowed, only kids in the crowd!
you know it’s going down when we going up to the clouds
they can stay here, we’ll see them later
hands in the air, party in the elevator

the end <3

- ajsc the dj

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