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letra de dem gainz [remix] - 4fins

[verse 1: mini coop]
they’ve never seen a specimen as impressive as me
i’m seventy-two kilos, homie, get in my league
i’m skinny and asthmatic while they getting on trees
i’m looking fly as f-ck smoking on my ventolin st–z
i got a fast metabolism that most people would k!ll for
lose weight at rates that most of ’em take a pill for
i tried working out, but couldn’t work it out, so i took the murder route
and k!lled a herd of cows for burger house to serve it out

[verse 2: johniepee]
yeah, back in the day i was packing the weight
gene belcher and harry potter, that was practically j
reppin’ w.a., weighing double your weight
once resembling a bus, but now i personal train
now i got veins on my veins, and my brain’s on the gains
only train so i can eat so i’m remaining the same
safer to say i’m jabbing cookies or i’m racking a cake
so whether i’m eating or i’m lifting i’ll be stacking the plates

[verse 3: joey maker]
i’m yelling, “if it fits your macros!”
never any good at maths, so i’m smashing like seven big mac’s though
look around at all these suckers drinking sh-t c-ke
had to flex on ’em like, “do you even lift, bro?”
training hard for stereo, ladies hardly staring though
biggest life decision: which slip-ons i be wearing though? (i don’t know, man)
skip the gym ’cause i think i got doms
so instead i’m repping out on bodybuilding.com

[verse 4: clue]
you can catch me doing reps in the gym
nah, i’m kidding, does it look like i step in a gym?
man, i’m busy writing bars on my laptap, ayy
hearing all the girlies loving the dad bod, mate
(yeah, i hear it) true story right
i took advice from forthwrite, signed up to a free-trial fortnight
denial, thought i woulda been a few more times
just ended up at macca’s for a burger with more fries

[verse 5: mini coop]
the only time i hit the bar is when i’m tryna get sh-t-faced
i only squat when the seat’s covered in p-ss, mate
i do pull-ups when i hit the drive-through
(but what about dips, ayy?) yeah, i put them on the side of my chips plate

[verse 6: johniepee]
i be curling when i’m eighty, man, i ain’t one of you punters
my mission when i’m gyming is extinguishing the grunters
stop screaming and yelling, curling twenty in the squat rack
hogging all the dumbbells and i’ll k!ll you if they’re not back

[verse 7: joey maker]
(need some pre-workout, man?) nah, i gots that
cutting lines, then i cut in line, where the spots at?
telling me my b-lls have shrunk, i’m saying, “f-ck that
i just ejected all the weak sperm out my n-ts-ck”

[verse 8: clue]
okay, i won’t lie, these guys have all tried
to put me on a diet, doesn’t even last four nights
i just say i’m growing, but i do it in the worst ways
eat cake like it’s my birthday, weight cause a f-cking earthquake

[verse 9: mini coop]
careful dad bod, you’re gonna make the whole earth shake
i only signed you up to get a discount in the first place
and now my membership’s cheaper than dirt, mate
but i got banned ’cause i’m always having a perv, ayy

[verse 10: johniepee]
deadlift a small village like, “dude lifts weights”
meatasaurus, never vegan, that’s a huge missed steak
and if i see a girl, i anchor-man, i’m just hanging around them
like, “i don’t know if you realise, but i just did a thousand”

[verse 11: joey maker]
i used to sit alone at home each day
now i visualise the weights with the dope fiend face
she said vanilla was the only way
till your girl got a taste of my protein shake

[verse 12: clue]
yo, carlton draft, with a side slab of hahn ice
chicken with some fried rice, mix it with some marmite
can’t write (why?) off to buy some half-price bar fries
i just summed up this fattie’s diet from last night

[chorus: clue]
if you wondering where clue been lately
you can catch me at your local kfc
let me get some sauce
where the h-ll have the hot rods gone? (this c-nt’s m-ssive)
i know you prob’ly thinking this kid’s lazy
get an up-sized meal, baby
you know i got my stretch pants on
out of breath from laying down this song
just leave me alone

- 4fins

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