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letra de institutionalized 2014 - body count

yo, i came home from work the other day
i was tired, i just wanted to sit back in my big chair
and play a little a xbox
you know, relax a little
then my wife comes in, she start telling me i play too much xbox
i said “what the f-ck do you mean?
this is just how i relax.
can’t i just play a little xbox?”
then she says “i saw on oprah today that guys that play video games don’t love their wifes”
i’m like, “motherf-cking b-tch, f-ck oprah! i don’t give a f-ck, i just wanna play my video game!
i don’t give a f-ck about oprah, oprah ain’t got no man.
you better worry about your motherf-cking self,
i just wanna kill some motherf-ckers on xbox
she says: “you seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help”
i’m like, “b-tch call the police now!
gonna be inst-tutionalize.
you’ll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes.
you won’t have anything to say
they’ll brainwash you until you see their way
i’m not crazy, inst-tution
you’re the one who’s crazy, inst-tution,
you’re driving me crazy, inst-tution
they pull me in a inst-tution said it was the only solution
to give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
the other day i go on the internet, i’m just trying to check my email
so i put in my p-ssword, it says i have an invalid p-ssword
i know my f-cking p-ssword
so then it says “go to customer service”
so i get on customer service, i start talking to this dude
this motherf-cker sounds like he was from india or some sh-t
he says to me, “what’s your first dog’s name?”
i don’t know what my f-cking first dog’s name was,
what the f-ck’s the matter with you?
i just want my p-ssword, give me my f-cking p-sswor !
so then he ends up giving me my p-ssword
and he says, “your p-ssword has been sent to your email address”
i’m like, “i can’t get in my email address,
what about ‘can’t get in my email address’
do you not understand, motherf-cker?
he says, “oh my god, it seems like you have an anger problem,
you should have that checked out
aaaahh!
i’m not crazy, inst-tution
you’re the one who’s crazy, inst-tution,
you’re driving me crazy, inst-tution
they pull me in a inst-tution said it was the only solution
to give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
the other day i’m just sitting alone
on lunch break at my job
trying to eat a ham sandwich
got a little potato chips on the side, a little kool-aid
this motherf-cker walks up to me and says
“are you gonna eat that?”
like, “yeah i’m gonna eat that.
what the f-ck you think i’m gonna do,
shove it up your -ss?
“do you understand that that pork can kill you?”
“look, motherf-cker, pork is not gonna kill me
unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a f-cking gun
but i might kill you if you keep f-cking with me!”
he says, “hey, calm down, i’m a vegan”.
“f-ck, a vegan?
i couldn’t give a f-ck if you eat sawdust, motherf-cker.
just step away from my f-cking sandwich!
he says, “do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid?”
i said, “do you realize how much blood is in the human body?
do you wanna see it, motherf-cker?”
he says, “oh my god, you need therapy,
you have an anger problem.”
aaaaahhh!
i’m not crazy, inst-tution
you’re the one who’s crazy, inst-tution,
you’re driving me crazy, inst-tution
they pull me in a inst-tution said it was the only solution
to give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
suicidal.

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