letra de seven old ladies - foster & allen
seven old ladies
oh, dear, what can the matter be
seven old ladies got locked in the lavat’ry
they were there from sunday ’till sat-rday
n-body knew they were there
the first to come in was the minister’s daughter
(the first was the bishop of chichester’s daughter)
she went in to p-ss some superfluous water
she pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
and n-body knew she was there
the next to come in was dear mrs. mason
the stalls were all full so she p-ssed in the basin
and that is the water that i washed my face in
and n-body knew she was there
the third old lady was amelia garpickle;
her urge was sincere, her reaction was fickle.
she hurdled the door; she’d forgotten her nickel,
and n-body knew she was there
the forth to come was old mrs. humphrey
she shifted and jiggled to get herself comfy
then to her dismay, she could not get her b-m free
and n-body knew she was there
the fifth to come in, it was old mrs. draper
she sat herself down, and then found there was no paper
she had to clean up with a plasterer’s scr-per
and n-body knew she was there
the sixth old lady was emily clancy;
she went there ’cause something tickled her fancy,
but when she got there it was ants in her pantsy
and n-body knew she was there
the seventh old lady was elizabeth bender;
she went there to repair a broken suspender.
(but how in the world she got a suspender)
it snapped up and ruined her feminine gender,
(caught up in the site of the feminine gender)
and n-body knew she was there
( i ‘aven’t the slightest idea.)
the janitor came in the early morning.
he opened the door without any warning,
the seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
and n-body knew they were there.
alt:
(the __ old lady was abigail quimm
who crossed her legs on a personal whim,
but her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim
and n-body knew she was there.)
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