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letra de steve berman (skit) [2009] - eminem

[“old time’s sake” by eminem plays in the background]

[receptionist]
mr. berman?

[steve berman]
what?

[receptionist]
we have eminem here to see you

[steve berman & eminem]
about f-ckin’ time! send him in
steve! good to see ya, man. um, hey, i just w–
well, look who decided to show his face!
i hope you’ve had fun in the last four years
look man, i apologize again for–
for shooting me?! do you know i lost the use of my right arm?
again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist–
are you wearing a bulletproof vest?
and then you go and do what? hide out?
stay in detroit for almost five years
while the music industry melts the f-ck down?
do you know how many people lost their jobs
because of your f-ckin’ vacation?
well, that’s actually why i’m here
i was gonna put out some new music
and i wanted to play it for you and get your opinion
do i really need to hear it?
let me guess, another album about: “poor me!
i’m so famous that it’s ruined my rich little life
and i’m such a tortured artist, let me make music about it
and my tragic love life!” am i on to something here?
come on, man, it’s not like that
you know what? just hand the f-ckin’ thing over!
i’m done talkin to you!
think you can just come and go as you please
big selfish superstar?
steve, i had a drug problem!
“oh, poor me! i had a drug problem!”
who hasn’t had a drug problem in this town?
you know what? (-gun c-cks-)
hey! hey!
just lay the sh-t down on my desk and get the f-ck out!
whoa, whoa, whoa, jesus christ, man
alright, alright, here, fine
what’s this sh-t? two cds?
that’s what i’ve been tryin’ to tell you, man, there’s two albums
just get out!
alright!
get the f-ck out!
alright, man, see you later
(-bottle smashes-)

- eminem

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