letra de steve berman (skit) [2000] - eminem
[“what’s the difference” by dre dre featuring eminem and xzibit plays in the background]
eminem: heyyy
steve berman: hey, em, what’s up
eminem: steve berman, what’s going on, man? how you doin’? good to see you again. what’s up?
steve berman: em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
eminem: umm, yeah, what’s u…
steve berman: vanessa, shut the door
secretary: okay
eminem: so what’s up, how’s orders lookin’ for the first week?
steve berman: it would be better if you gave me nothing at all
eminem: wh-
steve berman: this album is less than nothing
i can’t sell this f-cking record
eminem: wha…
steve berman: do you know what’s happening to me out there?
eminem: wh-wha-what’s the problem?
steve berman: violet brown told me to go f-ck myself!
eminem: who’s violet…
steve berman: tower records told me to shove this record up my -ss!
do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your -ss?
eminem: but i…
steve berman: i’m gonna lose my f-cking job over this
do you know why dre’s record was so successful?
he’s rapping about big-screen tv’s, blunts, 40’s and b-tches
you’re rapping about h0m-s-xuals and vicodin
eminem: i mean…
steve berman: i can’t sell this sh-t!
eminem: what…
steve berman: either change the record or it’s not coming out!
eminem: what i-
steve berman: now get the f-ck out of my office!
eminem: what am i supposed…
steve berman: now!
eminem: alright man, (whatever)
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