it starts with a kiss, put your lips to this…..
i see those b*tches rocking, through the scope of my sniper rifle,
i shoulda brought the uzi those disel dyk*s are f*cking frightful,
if only they were hot, that sh*t would be delightful,
those mud-flaps are terrible, i’ve got a scalpel
slice and dice so i can eat it with an apple
i see her munching on the rug, she’ll be eaten steadily
the other b*tch will be c*mming readily,
i’m a h*m*phobe, pop two sh*lls,
drop’em like dead meat
i followed these b*tches home, all the way from the skydome,
there they were makin’ out, here they’ll be taken out,
after being eaten out, and beaten out.
cause i’m a beat officer, and i’m on patrol,
ready to roll, pounding your hole,
rocking your slot in a preschool parking lot.
yo, dj mcthuggalot!
-i love these hoesssssssssssssss
i used to date the blonde one, but i turned her gay,
now shes eating sushi, m*ffdiving down on the bay,
like two lesbos in a closet, they make a liquor cabnet,
i pop out of that sh*t, stabbin’ it, stabbin’ it!
i burn the house down, like a bar-be-que of eaten mound,
it burns to the ground.
the desire to kill fulfilled, and i fulfilled those b*tches
after i killed ’em
llike a c*m dumpster, i pummelled her,
she was foaming at the mouth, and at the lips
so believe me when i say, ‘put your lips to this’
i love these hoessssssssssssss